A Love Affair With Myself

Whenever I see you
I cannot bear the sight of you.
Oh no it's not you,
 It's just a love affair with myself.

So it's not your face,
Your face looks just fine,
It's just that - it's not better than mine.

Well, do you see that?
Yes that, that shoe,
Mind you it's a Jimmy Choo.

Have you ever seen a diamond?
Oh, of course you've not,
You'd probably steal one and get caught.

Well anyway, so I'm a fan of the 5th Symphony,
What?! Are you asking me what is it?
Haven't you heard Bach even a little bit?

Anyhoo, guess what?
I'm proficient at the masquerade!
What good does that do, you ask?
Oh, there's a lot a woman can do under a mask.

Oh I can purr and pout and get my way,
It's a very simple trick , you see
I'll teach you, but you'll have to pay me.

And I can go on and on,
You'll just remain there and gape,
'Cause you can't be me, even if you ape.

But I'll let you off the hook
'Cause you look like you've seen a ghost,
But hey, it's because I'm worth it that I boast,
After all, it is a love affair with myself.